GrrCON Fatass Fun Run Relay Race
Attention GrrCON attendees! You asked, and we didn’t listen! The Fatass Fun Run still isn’t back! In its place, we’re introducing the very latest in hacker healthy habits, The Fatass Relay Race! But don’t worry, it’s still a Fatass run, which means only 1K of hot, moist, strenuous, physical activity!
Participants and spectators MUST meet at GrrCON main registration by 8:30 AM on Fri, Sep 27, 2024
Here’s what you need to know:
- Sign up your team of three, or sign up solo and we’ll make your team for you. – THIS IS NOW FULL
- Bring your own baton! There will be prizes for the best overall, and some secret prizes we’ll announce at the end of the race. Be creative, and you might find yourself taking home a prize, even if your team can’t win a 1K relay race.
- THE BATON MUST BE LEGAL BOTH TO OWN AND TO CARRY OPENLY ON A PUBLIC STREET. NO WEAPONS ARE PERMITTED. LEAVE YOUR MALL NINJA KATANA AT HOME, YA WEEB.
- You’ll be given 5 minutes to strategize with your team at the start of the race. You will need it.
- A costume is not required to participate in the race, but those who choose to do so will be eligible for more sweet prizes.
- Participate at your own risk of health, wellbeing, legal status, and sanity. GrrCON provides no warranties, guarantees or assertions to your ability to participate.
- Prices and participation may vary, but we’re not above being bribed.
- Participants and spectators MUST meet at registration by 8:30 AM on Fri, Sep 27, 2024
GrrCON takes no responsibility for your health or wellbeing. Consult your medical professional prior to participating. Participation is at your own risk.
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